Monday, April 7, 2014

Southwest, Charmin and Extra Gum: random thoughts


Branded credit cards and loyalty card

In the pic above you can see the Southwest Airlines is the only one that got it right.  Designers need to think about that tiny sliver of the card that peaks out of the slot.  It’s such a pain to deal out all of my cards to find the one I need.  AMEX has a distinctive design, so that helps.  Macy’s peaks out a lil. But it’s one of those little details that reinforce why Southwest is one of my favorite brands!

Speaking of Southwest

Southwest is my first-choice in airlines because of 1) affordable rates 2) on-time, dependable service, 3) excellent customer service and 4) flexible frequent flier program. I had an American Airlines credit card for over twenty years that I recently cancelled and moved to a Southwest card for the miles.  Whether I am travelling for work or personal I check Southwest first.  I wonder how Southwest would quantify that loyalty? And you still get snacks and a birthday card!

Single-ply toilet paper

Do businesses really save that much when they buy the cheap TP? Don’t you use twice as much to accommodate? I hate single-ply! #my-butt-hurts My Charmin brand loyalty dates back to college when I was living on student loans and eating $.10 macaroni and cheese from Aldi.  I would splurge on Charmin.

Crazy flavored gum

Extra has the market on this category with deliciously crazy flavors of apple pie, raspberry vanilla cupcake and lemon square! I am trying to cut back on my sugar intake because I eat way too much! I love all things sweet. From the fancy crème broulet to a World’s Fair donut to Swedish Fish and Hot Tamales!  This gum really helps the cravings. My new discover is “Sour Patch Kids” flavored gum from Stride! Ridiculously awesome! 48 year old, single, white female target market?  Ha! I have disposable income to spend on lots of gum!

Friday, January 17, 2014

Call me Nana

I can really tell I am getting older. Not just by the aches and pains in my body but by my attitude towards the actions of kids today.  Here are a few examples:

Gym Dad

Last night as I was leaving the gym in 20 degree weather all bundled up with hat, hood, gloves and down coat I observed a young dad leaving with his three children.  The youngest girl was in his arms with wet hair after a swim. The little boy running next to him was wearing his coat solely by the hood like a super hero and the oldest daughter wearing basketball shorts and a light jacket.  Memories of Grandma vonOehsen demanding that I cover my ears came racing into my mind.  Seriously 20 degrees!  As a childless woman, I found myself judging this young dad and his lack of winter wear.

Teen Leggings

One of the biggest fashion trends with teen girls seems to be wearing leggings as pants with tops that come to their waist, not mid-thigh.  All their form-fitting business is exposed as they take their laps through the mall oblivious to Pervy McPervson’s  ogling and heavy breathing.

Stripper shoes

Five-inch stiletto’s and platform shoes have crossed-over from the pole to the mainstream.  Celebrities, eighth graders and CEO’s parade around on tip-toe with their feet in glitter, animal print, ankle strap bondage.

I don’t get it!

You will all be invited to my 50th birthday celebration in 2016 where I will likely be wearing comfortable shoes, normal fitting pants and ear-muffs.

ps above photo features the down coat hood plus hat combo approved by Grandma vonOehsen (in front of the White House).